KTS 2002

It's a Shtick Up!

PHOTO GALLERY (All photos by Tay O'Keefe or Geoff unless otherwise stated)

KTS CHAMPIONS 2002
THE SCHNOZBOURNES

CONGRATULATIONS STEVE BRANDON, HEATHER BRANDON, ADAM GELIN AND GEOFF SIRMAI!

MAZELTOV STEVE BRANDON, BEST AND FAIREST 2002!

WELL DONE LAURA GOODMAN & ALEX SYMONDS, ROOKIES OF THE YEAR!

Final Positions:

1. The Schnozbournes
2. Shmux in Tux
3. McBeth Din
4. Groove Chrayne
5. The Goodies
6. Gaza Striptease

7. Rabbi-Proof Fence
7. Two Arafat Ladies
9. Menage Arba
9. The Big Schlep

HEAT ONE - SUN 8 DEC

Jackie Stricker, Kerryn Phelps and opening night MC Joanna Weinberg share a chuckle...

Schnozbournes' Heather & Steven laugh in one voice...

Opening night MC Joanna Weinberg throws lollies

Menage Arba (Monica, Kerry, Annamarie and Anthony) tell a story

"Now we're cooking..." Heather & Steven hit their stride early on!

Two Arafat Ladies sing up a storm in heat one

...and accept the applause!

Big scores... Adam, Heather and Steven head for the final with an awesome performance in heat one...

McBeth Din (Tony, Zoe and Dave "I knew him well" Bloustien) added classic class to the proceedings...

Brilliant musical improvising!

Heat one was in safe hands with Joanna Weinberg in charge... one swell broad!

Faultless refereeing from Jono Herrman

The Schnozbournes 'speaking in one voice' at the Dentist... Ah!!!

Gaza Striptease are experts at this game...

The Heimlich Manouvre... Katherine, Josh and Alex create Moment of the Match!

Steven Brandon (The Schnozbournes) is on song!

Great 'schtick' from Joanna and Jono

HEAT TWO - MON 9 DEC

Matt and Andy (Shmux in Tux) venting their spleen... on the way to winning heat two

Judy Feldman shows 2nd night MC Heather Brandon what 'stepping out' on Broadway means...

The Big Schlep speak in one voice - Rachael Weiss, Shimon Senator, Debbie Hill and Jono Herrman

Groove Chrayne throw themselves into dental work... Michelle Seaton, Richard Stern and Naomi Hill

Matt Foster at his thoughtful best...

Nicky and Nick - Rabbi-proof Fence

Those Shmux love their operas...!

The Goodies (Elliot, Joel and Laura Goodman) show how Playbook is done...

The living sundial - Andy Greenfield...

Celeb guest judge Wil Anderson with MC Heather Brandon

Elliot and Laura take Nursing home care to absurd lengths

THE FINAL - THURS 12 DEC

Harry M Miller makes his choice and luscious Liz Hovey looks on!

Andy welcomes Cosmo head honcho Mia Freedman to KTS

The crowd went wild for Michael "You're Dreaming!" Caton

And Theatresports chair Julie Dunsmore showed she knew what score would please the punters!

Crowd favourites, Gaza Striptease.

The Schnozbournes ready to rock and roll...

And experts at fat-only cooking (Hungarian style!)

Groove Chrayne's Teenage Endowments saw Michelle become a VERY authentic surly adolescent!

And a poem of classic proportions from Macbeth Din

And the Goodies' Elliot and Joel met the challenge of speaking in one voice while doing pushups at bootcamp!

A sincere proposal from MacBeth Din...

But it was the Shmux making it into the final round where the challenge was a religious transformation while performing a genre rollercoaster scene!

Only Andy appears to be missing out on some serious Santa action...

Until the transformation is complete: "Mummy! Santa's Jewish!"

That left the Schnozbournes to go for broke in a Shakespearean scene involving all the other players, a tin-opener and a character called "Calpurnia". Here Geoff's prologue sets the scene...

And the poor fool prepares as his master approaches, riding upon...

100 coaches!!!

Steve uses Elliott as a sword...

As the evil tin-opener thief, Calpurnia (and her hernia), are fixed forever!

The Schnozbournes accept the applause and big "5s" from the judges as the cup is clinched!

Moment of the match is replayed in slow motion!

Rookies of the year Laura and Alex receive their prizes...

Steve Brandon is named Player of the Season...

The Shmux in Tux are runners-up...

And the Schnozbournes are named KTS winners!

The host with most, MC Andy Klein takes a bow...

And the company sing the final anthem with the cheering capacity audience.

"Remember... it's only a game!!!"

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