COMIC ROASTS - Corporate
What
weve said sung about
them
(Note: On legal advice, names have been changed... to protect the guilty!)
(To the tune of Mame)
You coax the boomers out of their cots
Harry!
You charms the vendors out of their squats
Harry!
Youve got those agents hovering,
Champing at the bit to sell your flats,
The whole of Sydneys grovelling,
Writing Welcome Harry on their mats!
(To "Freedom" from Shenandoah)
Meritons in Surry Hills and Miranda,
St Leonards, Parramatta, Marsfield, Ryde
Meritons got pools and gyms and verandas
Meriton looks great
from inside!
Meritonia! Meritonia! Meritons a state within Australia
Meriton is plain, no paraphernalia
Meritons a State
of Mind!
Meriton Apartments Client/Staff
Christmas Party,
Sydney Convention Centre, Darling Harbour
Harry Triguboff, MD of Meriton Apartments, with David and Geoff at Meritons Staff, Client and Media Christmas Party
"Friends, Caromans
lend me
your rears!"
(To the tune of
"Maria" from West Side Story)
The most beautiful sound I ever heard: CAROMA!
The sweet smell of success all wrapped up in a single
words... aroma
CAROMA! I've just used a lav by CAROMA.
And since I saw that loo, it's all that I can do to breathe!
CAROMA! I think I'll slip into a coma...
...More a work of art than a toilet,
So its kind of a pity to soil it
CAROMA!
Comic Roasts' Flush with Success Christmas Cruise for Caroma
(To the tune of O
Tannenbaum)
Were Deutsche Bank, Were Deutsche Bank
Aggressive with our Trading
From Austria to Australia
Our historys invading!
We go for gold and then give thanks
That were Bain of other banks
Dont dwell too much on history
And please dont mention AMP!
Deutsche Bank Conference Dinner, Fairmont Resort, Leura
(To the tune of Edelweiss)
Meadow Lea, Meadow Lea,
Marketing Revolutions
Fresh New Themes, Teams of Teams,
Making meal solutions!
Oiling the wheels of industry; its time we were
re-rated...
Heavenly Meadow Lea: We ought to be congratulated!
Meadow Lea Management Conference, Curzon Hall, Sydney
(To
Dont you make my brown eyes blue)
Bens a team-man, a super seller
He even goes guinea pig for Wella!
Uses hair colours too!
Just dont you call his brown hair blue
Theres much more time, now hes retiring
For hours in the mirror, just spent admiring
Ben stars in "Dye Hard Two"
Just dont you call his brown hair
(Theres a nice new mound there!)
Dont you call his brown hair blue!
Wella Australia Managing Director's Retirement Roast
(To the tune of
"Botany Bay")
Theres blokes with corrupted hard-disks
Like Peter & Nigel the Scot
But its Wozza whos given us latitude
To put each of you on the spot.
Some say that these blokes lack intensity
Or allege that theyre old and fat
But its just that their formats high-density,
And their batteries have all gone flat!
Inchcape Nashua Ricoh Gestetner Sales Conference dinner
(To the tune of Mona
Lisa)
Laurie Macklin, Laurie Macklin youre a wonder
Half your job's ridiculous and half's sublime
Freelance import-export expert from Down Under
Doing odd-jobs for the airline
in spare time!
Is it galling hauling cargo, Laurie Macklin?
Or is caviar and salmon more your line?
Many GMs have told of their hunches
That you like to
take long lunches!
Are you done? Was it fun, Laurie Macklin
Bumping passengers for crates full of red wine?!
Cargo Manager Retirement Roast, KLM Royal Dutch Airlines
(To the tune of Botany
Bay)
Farewell to your quiet locality
So long to suburban decay
Goodbye to your virgin serenity
Well ANKA in Homebush Bay
With townhouses homes and apartments
And parklands to take away breath
All Sydney will soon be saying:
Give me LIBERTY or give me death!"
Liberty Grove Development launch - ANKA Management
(To the tune of Aeroplane Jelly)
I've got a song that won't take very long
With a chorus you'll find to your liking:
It's a song about steel... and a plant on a hill...
And like BHP workers... it's striking!
.... We like South'n Queensland Steel
South'n Queensland Steel for us!
Southern Queensland Steel Plant Opening - Wacol, Brisbane
(To My Way)
He missed a client or two
and some have cost a pretty penny.
Hes got his new WAP phone and as he heads down Princes
HighwayHell email his old staff I did it my
way!For who is this man? What has he got?
If you count options, hes got the lot!
And he was big
larger than life
But now were returning him to his wife!
Lisas in tears, but the new MD Bob cheers
!
As we say Bye Ray!
(To the Gendarmes
Duet)
Australias
Biggest Re-insurer, we are the mighty Benfield Greig!
We like market with bravura, and then we charge an arm and leg!
But when we hear how Wallace cuts its rates or ARN steps on our
toes
We kick their arse! We break their leg!
We are the mighty Benfield Greig!
Benfield Greig Reinsurance (Aust) Retirement Roast for Managing Director